
Seinfeld
Jerry meets a beautiful girl with 'man hands'
Jerry explains the situation to Elaine
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Kramer shows Mr. Costanza his newest invention, The Bro. Mrs. Costanza and George are shocked to see Mr. Costanza wearing The Bro
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Seinfeld Jerry praises the greatness of the classic black and white deli cookie: “Nothing goes better than chocolate and vanilla, yet racial harmony eludes us!”
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Seinfeld What am I, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Staten Island?

Seinfeld I have no idea who did it, what they did, or how they did it so well. And you know what? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care!

Seinfeld HAPPY FESTIVUS! We would like to open up the comments area at this time for the airing of grievances. Please leave a comment describing how we or any of your other Facebook friends have disappointed you over the past year. You are also invited to upload a photo or video of yourself pinning the head of you...r household, only then will the celebration of Festivus come to a close.

Seinfeld Festivus is a magical time of the year when we come together as a family and let each other know how we have disappointed each other over the past year.
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George Castanza was the product of an abnormal upbringing as you can see in this video. Did your parents have any Holiday traditions that helped to shape the deranged person that you are today?
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Seinfeld Learn about the birth of your favorite holiday straight from the mouth of its creator, Frank Castanza.
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Seinfeld Monday will mark the beginning of our celebration of Festivus! If you can't get the time off work... I suggest you organize a strike!

Seinfeld Well today's almost over. And weekdays always go by fast. Friday we're leaving. It's like two days really. It's like a cup of coffee. It will go by like that!

Seinfeld Yeah, '71. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.

Seinfeld Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How could I be with someone like you? Couldn't respect myself…

















