
Raksha Ramesh I DO NOT appreciate your disgusting, guyish type of humor; please change it!

Joe Sturgis
Top Ten List: Why Elvis Will Replace Jesus
10. His motto "Taking Care of Business" appeals to the power structure better than "Jesus Saves."
9. White jumpsuits are more practical than white robes in most parts of the world.
8. Elvis had better songs!
7. Elvis had sex!
6. Elvis approved of his followers having sex!
5. T...he Presley-Jackson Estate will probably own most of the world anyway.
4. JC's disciples drove camels; Elvis' disciples drove Caddies. Which would you rather be?
3. You don't have to starve yourself to emulate Elvis.
2. JC's followers learned "turn the other cheek." Elvis' followers learned karate.
1. You're still reading this.

Joe Sturgis In God we trust, all others we virus scan.

Joe Sturgis Today's subliminal thought is:

Joe Sturgis My whole family is lactose intolerant,when we take picures, we can't say "cheese"

Benni
u gonna love it: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Drinking-e very-day/201190189004?ref=mf

Aryen Neri
1) SAY YOUR NAME 10 TIMES
02) SAY YOUR MUMS NAME 5 TIMES
03) SAY WHO YOU LOVE 3 TIMES
04) PASTE IT TO 4 OTHER GROUPS
05) PRESS F6

Pamela Laughing is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.

Colton Lynn Im so happy laughing is good for you...


























